Comedian makes the statement that just isn't true.
There are things that I won't joke about, but it's not because I don't think they're funny or they can't be made funny. It's just that they don't fit my particular skill set.
I'm not going to talk too much politics because I'm not smart enough to do that.
I don't know, why am I called the opposite of what I am? It's very confusing to me.
I'm funny because I'm funny. And there's more to offer.
I don't know anything about you, so when you randomly come up and grab my ass, this isn't a friend doing it. It's like, "Who the f### is doing...? I was not expecting that."