I like to talk about very different topics. I like to jump around a lot because I don't want people to come see me and then for an hour I tell jokes about being a little person. I just don't want that to happen. I understand that it's part of me, that's the first thing that you notice and it's something that people are curious about.

I don't know, why am I called the opposite of what I am? It's very confusing to me.

Comedian makes the statement that just isn't true.

I hate that when people are like, "Well, all dwarves know each other, right?" And you want to get mad, but you can't because we do.

If you got a hit every third time that you went up to bat in the major leagues, you'd be the greatest hitter of all time. I think my average is a little better than that.

There are things that I won't joke about, but it's not because I don't think they're funny or they can't be made funny. It's just that they don't fit my particular skill set.

It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot.