I like to talk about very different topics. I like to jump around a lot because I don't want people to come see me and then for an hour I tell jokes about being a little person. I just don't want that to happen. I understand that it's part of me, that's the first thing that you notice and it's something that people are curious about.

I don't know how to write jokes from the point of view of a six-foot-two guy. So, I'll always talk about it, but I just don't want it to be the absolute focus of all of my act.

Women feel safe with me. Because a woman with me knows that she can stop the situation from advancing to a point that she's comfortable at any time.

That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group.

Every now and then we're going to fail.

Women feel safe with me as well they should, because not only am I morally objected at going too far, but physically I cannot do it.

I don't want to be mean. I try not to be.