I'm not going to talk too much politics because I'm not smart enough to do that.

I was always the funny guy. Everyone wants to hang out with the funny guy.

I don't get all the anger that is thrown at comedians.

I'm constantly watching satirical news programs, and just - I never want to be in a situation where someone could yell out a topic and I will have absolutely no opinion on it whatsoever, or just not even know it exists.

That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group.

For strangers, what I get a lot is people calling me the opposite of what I am.

I've been to Canada, and they love - oh my God, they love their stand-up comedy in Canada. I've been overseas to do shows for the troops all over the Middle East, and I actually went to China recently and did shows, not for the troops, but just for local Chinese people, and Americans that have moved there, and things like that. It was fantastic. They got it. They're way smarter than we give them credit for.