There are things that I won't joke about, but it's not because I don't think they're funny or they can't be made funny. It's just that they don't fit my particular skill set.

I was always the funny guy. Everyone wants to hang out with the funny guy.

It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot.

I try not to be hateful.

I don't want to be mean. I try not to be.

Yeah, people do need to realize that just because they've seen me perform for an hour does not mean that we are now close.

In every other aspect of their life, we have entertainment that is crafted almost to an individual. So they expect that from stand-up as well.