There are things that I won't joke about, but it's not because I don't think they're funny or they can't be made funny. It's just that they don't fit my particular skill set.

If I make a joke about black people or Asian people or whatever, and then an Asian comes up to me afterwards and says, "That joke offended me," I'm still more or less not going to listen, but at least it makes sense, like I said something that was about them.

Everyone's extremely and easily offended now.

I don't get to the global issues or anything like that. I am just trying to be silly.

If I do talk politics it's very surface, it's not in-depth.

I found out if you're a funny guy, a lot of people like you.

I admire ventriloquists, because I can't do that. I mean, I might get mistaken for a ventriloquist dummy every now and then, but I can't do what they do.