It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot.

I don't know anything about you, so when you randomly come up and grab my ass, this isn't a friend doing it. It's like, "Who the f### is doing...? I was not expecting that."

In every other aspect of their life, we have entertainment that is crafted almost to an individual. So they expect that from stand-up as well.

There are plenty of wonderful, good fat people in the USA that have no problems being fat, who I have no problems with being fat.

It's very confusing to me why people take comedians so seriously.

I try not to be mean for the sake of being mean, and if I do do a joke or a tweet or something that is at someone's expense - and those are my fine lines; obviously they're there - I want it to be something that's pretty much across the board we all as a society agree this is bad.

Now, I've gotten to the point in my career, I'm 13 years in, to where I know that I'm funny. I know that I'm good at this.