Women feel safe with me. Because a woman with me knows that she can stop the situation from advancing to a point that she's comfortable at any time.

Women feel safe with me as well they should, because not only am I morally objected at going too far, but physically I cannot do it.

I'm such a damn workaholic, that it's interesting to be like, "Oh, what do I do for fun?"

There are things that I won't joke about, but it's not because I don't think they're funny or they can't be made funny. It's just that they don't fit my particular skill set.

There are plenty of wonderful, good fat people in the USA that have no problems being fat, who I have no problems with being fat.

I want to go to Australia so bad, do comedy there, and see the people there. It's a great country. I have friends that are Australian that have told me all about it. I want to do comedy there.

I would love, obviously, just to keep doing stand-up. That's the constant. That's the thing that I'm going to do for the rest of my life, but also I would like a TV show at some point.