Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to - everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.

In every other aspect of their life, we have entertainment that is crafted almost to an individual. So they expect that from stand-up as well.

When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a comedian dies. They go, "And now his tour is done."

Every now and then we're going to fail.

I'm such a damn workaholic, that it's interesting to be like, "Oh, what do I do for fun?"

I want to go to Australia so bad, do comedy there, and see the people there. It's a great country. I have friends that are Australian that have told me all about it. I want to do comedy there.

Everyone's going to have a racist tweet, a homophobic tweet, a xenophobic tweet, a misogynist tweet. Everyone's going to have a tweet or a post or something that's not going to be ideal, and because of that, you can't really throw stones too hard at the people that do, because if we examined your life in every way, shape, or form, went through every single post with a fine-toothed comb and under that microscope, would it come out all sunshine and lollipops?