I'm funny because I'm funny. And there's more to offer.

It's weird when people ask me, "Why are you so nice?" It's like, "Because that's just what you should do. You should be kind to people." It seems really basic, but it's amazing how many people forget that.

I just don't get if you have ever gotten offended by a joke, why would you go to a comedy club? That's where jokes happen.

I'm such a damn workaholic, that it's interesting to be like, "Oh, what do I do for fun?"

I'm in awe of comics that do things that I can't do, or haven't tried doing yet.

When you talk about modern comedy I think there's a big three right now, and that's Louis C.K., Bill Burr, and Jim Jefferies. I don't think anyone's doing it better than those three guys.

Most of the times to be honest with you, I get sexually harassed certainly more than I do to females, because... they are comfortable with me, and because they know I can't take it to a dangerous place.