I'm funny because I'm funny. And there's more to offer.

I'm funny because I'm funny. And there's more to offer.

Yeah, people do need to realize that just because they've seen me perform for an hour does not mean that we are now close.

I try not to be mean for the sake of being mean, and if I do do a joke or a tweet or something that is at someone's expense - and those are my fine lines; obviously they're there - I want it to be something that's pretty much across the board we all as a society agree this is bad.

Just imagine in 20 years, when candidates will have grown up with social media their entire lives. We're going to have a president where we have - where someone could go through their timeline, or someone could go through their Snapchat, or someone will find - a future president will have sent a d### pic.

I don't know, why am I called the opposite of what I am? It's very confusing to me.

I hate that when people are like, "Well, all dwarves know each other, right?" And you want to get mad, but you can't because we do.