It's weird when people ask me, "Why are you so nice?" It's like, "Because that's just what you should do. You should be kind to people." It seems really basic, but it's amazing how many people forget that.

I don't get to the global issues or anything like that. I am just trying to be silly.

Yeah, people do need to realize that just because they've seen me perform for an hour does not mean that we are now close.

It's very confusing to me why people take comedians so seriously.

Every now and then we're going to fail.

I hate that when people are like, "Well, all dwarves know each other, right?" And you want to get mad, but you can't because we do.

I'm constantly watching satirical news programs, and just - I never want to be in a situation where someone could yell out a topic and I will have absolutely no opinion on it whatsoever, or just not even know it exists.