Our belief is often strongest when it should be weakest. That is the nature of hope.

What did it mean to be called “lord”? I’ll assume you’ve never had the honor, since I doubt any of you happen to be British royalty. (And, if by chance you are, then let me say, “Hello, Your Majesty! Welcome to my stupid book. Can I borrow some cash?”)

Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell.

It's actually a rather romantic and dramatic story --- one I would eagerly tell you, except for the fact that I recently forgot it, based on it being far too long and having not enough decapitations.

Honestly, for an evil god of darkness, he certainly can be dull.

The finest defense of character is correct action. Acquaint yourself with virtue, and you can expect proper treatment from those around you.

I'm convinced that responsibility is some kind of psychological disease.