Our lives are not all interconnected. That theory is a crock. Some people truly do not need to be here.

but I don't want to wear a condom because I don't feel anything," and she says calmly... glaring at me,"If you don't use one you're not going to feel anything anyway.

I totally relate to Tom Cruise. He's not crazy, it's just the litany of the mid-life crisis.

Do you wear a diaphragm everywhere you go?' I want to scream, but stop myself because the idea really excites me.

I come to a red light, tempted to go through it, then stop once I see a billboard sign that I don’t remember seeing and I look up at it. All it says is 'Disappear Here' and even though it’s probably an ad for some resort, it still freaks me out a little and I step on the gas really hard and the car screeches as I leave the light.

It's like my characters, all my men are Dad and me in a mess; all my female characters are smart and hopeful, like Mom just trying to make the best of things.

Women aren't very bright," Rip says. "Studies have been done.