Some people look at creamed corn and ask, 'Why?' I look at creamed corn and ask, 'Why not?'

If you were to second guess your decision to book some time to visit an Indian community, that would be a reservation reservation reservation.

My parents didn't know what to do with me. They got me into Little League Baseball, I played out in right field, cause I stunk.

Some people look at creamed corn and ask, 'Why?' I look at creamed corn and ask, 'Why not?'

Hooked on Phonics worked for me.

I don't always see humor in things. Especially when I smash my pinky toe into a coffee table leg in the middle of the night. But sometimes I'll see things, or experience things, that make me go, "Huh, maybe that's a bit."

So my doctor told me to watch what I'm eating - to read food labels. I'm in the store reading the Fig Newtons label: I've always liked Fig Newtons. I'm reading the label to make sure everything's fine: fat content. I looked at the serving size; two cookies. Who eats two cookies? I eat Fig Newtons by the sleeve: two sleeves is a serving size. I open them both and eat them like a tree chipper; Fig Newton shavings coming off the side.