I don't take jokes from other people. It's really not cool to steal jokes from anybody. It's not cool to steal anything from anybody. Jokes are no different.
Brian ReganI don't know. I'd be a lot better off if I would've studied more when I was growing up, you know?
Brian ReganIf you tell a kid not to run to a water slide, he/she will walk for 2 steps, then start running again.
Brian ReganI'm always excited about my upcoming shows. I love what I do; I feel very lucky to be able to do what I do, and I never get tired of it. Every time I'm backstage before a show and I feel the murmur of the crowd, it's just incredibly exciting. And I consider myself very fortunate to be able to do this for a job. It's a great life.
Brian Regan