Do not stand directly in front of a cannon...how true that is.

I don't take jokes from other people. It's really not cool to steal jokes from anybody. It's not cool to steal anything from anybody. Jokes are no different.

I don't know. I'd be a lot better off if I would've studied more when I was growing up, you know?

If you tell a kid not to run to a water slide, he/she will walk for 2 steps, then start running again.

I'm always excited about my upcoming shows. I love what I do; I feel very lucky to be able to do what I do, and I never get tired of it. Every time I'm backstage before a show and I feel the murmur of the crowd, it's just incredibly exciting. And I consider myself very fortunate to be able to do this for a job. It's a great life.

Be adaptable, flexible and never stop learning. The rate of change will never stop and neither should you.

I think the serving size of ice cream is when you hear the spoon hit the bottom of the container.