Don't let dialog about your company happen without your perspective.

If you were to second guess your decision to book some time to visit an Indian community, that would be a reservation reservation reservation.

I eat Fig Newtons by the sleeve.

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open TWO jars! I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars... cltaning, who KNOWS how many knives!?

Hooked on Phonics worked for me.

Sometimes you'll play, like, a large venue - maybe an outdoor venue or something - where it's so big that you can see all of the disinterested people. You see the audience, but then behind the audience you see people eating ice cream, going for a walk.

I like the honesty of standup comedy. People don't fake laugh. If they're truly laughing at you, you know they like you.