Be adaptable, flexible and never stop learning. The rate of change will never stop and neither should you.

The bigger the show, the weirder it is.

I'm always excited about my upcoming shows. I love what I do; I feel very lucky to be able to do what I do, and I never get tired of it. Every time I'm backstage before a show and I feel the murmur of the crowd, it's just incredibly exciting. And I consider myself very fortunate to be able to do this for a job. It's a great life.

I think the serving size of ice cream is when you hear the spoon hit the bottom of the container.

I took a speed reading course and my speed shot up to 43 pages a minute, but my comprehension plummeted.

Go my favorite sports team go! Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Defeat the opponents soundly in this...skirmish.

I think the most horrible name for a crime has to be manslaughter. ... "I slaughtered a man! Just like a pig! Put him on a spit and put an apple in his mouth!"