The big yellow one is the sun!

If you tell a kid not to run to a water slide, he/she will walk for 2 steps, then start running again.

As long as I can make that audience one thing, one unit, then I'm okay with it. But, sometimes, the bigger the audience, the weirder it gets.

If you were to second guess your decision to book some time to visit an Indian community, that would be a reservation reservation reservation.

The big yellow one is the sun!

Do not stand directly in front of a cannon...how true that is.

They always say that Albert Einstein was a genius. Then how come when anyone ever calls you that, it's an insult? 'You don't know where you parked the car? Good job, Einstein.' I don't think we're honoring that man properly by using his name in vain in parking lots.