If Einstein was so smart how come people only call you 'Einstein' when you do something really stupid ?

You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open TWO jars! I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars... cltaning, who KNOWS how many knives!?

If Einstein was so smart how come people only call you 'Einstein' when you do something really stupid ?

I don't know. I'd be a lot better off if I would've studied more when I was growing up, you know?

Why are people getting on elevators shocked to find people getting off elevators?

I don't take jokes from other people. It's really not cool to steal jokes from anybody. It's not cool to steal anything from anybody. Jokes are no different.

I'm trying to do things I have never done. Like I recently went to 3 different ballets. And I loved trying to learn how to like those a little bit.