Lots of people come up to me and call me Sir Bruce now. Interviewers call me Sir with every question, but I never make a point of making people call me Sir. It doesn't matter to me, though; it was a great honour to be knighted. I'm very proud of it.

Golf is hugely important, as it keeps me going.

I love getting on You Tube to look at the old comics. I am in my element seeing guys like Jack Benny and Phil Silvers give interviews.

I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties.

I have no plans to rock myself to sleep in my bath chair yet.

No one - apart from my agent, perhaps - should leave one of my shows in tears.

I read a lot when I'm away. I love courtroom dramas and I'm always looking for new authors.