Lots of people come up to me and call me Sir Bruce now. Interviewers call me Sir with every question, but I never make a point of making people call me Sir. It doesn't matter to me, though; it was a great honour to be knighted. I'm very proud of it.

On stage, I think I'm 35. Working takes over my whole body and I become a younger man - that's why I won't stop.

I hate Mondays - I hate that feeling you've got to get yourself up.

It could still be a good night if you play your cards right.

My holidays are very important. Mind you, I take a very long one every year.

Once you've experienced the warmth of an audience, the achievement of getting your first laugh, and entertaining them, singing or playing piano, it just keeps it all going.

When I married Wilnelia, one of the first things I wanted to know about Puerto Rico was the quality of the golf courses.