It may be an old cliche, but I think true love will last; it has no end. But finding the right person is a very difficult thing.

All kids love to get dirty, but if I wandered into the garage, my father would say: 'Son, you're not going to have filthy hands like mine. You're going into show business.'

People think I am the crazy person on stage, but I know how to relax.

When I was in the business as a young performer, it was a recognised fact that when you got to 60 you were out, because there'd be a new crop of comics coming up all the time, every 10 years or so.

That Mick Jagger, I feel sorry for him. After all these years he still can't get no satisfaction.

In my mind, everything is too sanitised on television - what is wrong with things going wrong?

When I married Wilnelia, one of the first things I wanted to know about Puerto Rico was the quality of the golf courses.