They do say, the smaller the feet, the better the dancer.
In my mind, everything is too sanitised on television - what is wrong with things going wrong?
I hate Mondays - I hate that feeling you've got to get yourself up.
A round of golf is the ideal antidote to stress.
Ambition can take the place of everything - even sex.
When I married Wilnelia, one of the first things I wanted to know about Puerto Rico was the quality of the golf courses.