A round of golf is the ideal antidote to stress.

In my mind, everything is too sanitised on television - what is wrong with things going wrong?

I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties.

I hate Mondays - I hate that feeling you've got to get yourself up.

It's important for a dancer to wear very tight underpants. I used to feel a bit exposed if I wasn't being held up in the right place.

I love getting on You Tube to look at the old comics. I am in my element seeing guys like Jack Benny and Phil Silvers give interviews.

No one - apart from my agent, perhaps - should leave one of my shows in tears.