They do say, the smaller the feet, the better the dancer.

I have no plans to rock myself to sleep in my bath chair yet.

I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties.

Did you write the words, or the lyrics?

When I was in the business as a young performer, it was a recognised fact that when you got to 60 you were out, because there'd be a new crop of comics coming up all the time, every 10 years or so.

I read a lot when I'm away. I love courtroom dramas and I'm always looking for new authors.

Not working is bad for you. It is my drug, it gives me a high; most performers will tell you that. And there is nothing like the high that an audience gives you.