I have no plans to rock myself to sleep in my bath chair yet.

There are enough tears in any child's life; we certainly don't need to add to them in the name of entertainment.

It gets harder every day to get out of bed. I don't feel like it loads of the time. It is only my exercise routine which wakes me up.

No one - apart from my agent, perhaps - should leave one of my shows in tears.

It's frightening, the way life speeds up. When you're at school, time can't go fast enough.

If I go out one night, I must stay in the next. It's the same with my golf. If I play one day, I don't play the next. I try to pace myself.

It's the combination of marrying a beautiful woman three decades younger and my iPad that keeps me young.