That Mick Jagger, I feel sorry for him. After all these years he still can't get no satisfaction.

I don't want to grow old gracefully. I want to put up a bit of a fight.

It's important for a dancer to wear very tight underpants. I used to feel a bit exposed if I wasn't being held up in the right place.

It's sad when you see most of your friends in the business gone, like Tommy Cooper, Frankie Howard, Eric Morecambe, Roy Castle, Les Dawson. They were very dear to me. You no longer have the chance to bump into them at a celebrity do.

When I married Wilnelia, one of the first things I wanted to know about Puerto Rico was the quality of the golf courses.

In my mind, everything is too sanitised on television - what is wrong with things going wrong?

Just doing any kind of work - even an interview for breakfast television - makes me feel happy.