That Mick Jagger, I feel sorry for him. After all these years he still can't get no satisfaction.

In my mind, everything is too sanitised on television - what is wrong with things going wrong?

I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.

There are enough tears in any child's life; we certainly don't need to add to them in the name of entertainment.

I love getting on You Tube to look at the old comics. I am in my element seeing guys like Jack Benny and Phil Silvers give interviews.

When you've been brought up in variety, I think timing is always important in your life. If I'm ever late for anything, whether it's personal or business, I always apologise. 'I'm sorry I'm late,' and all that. And if somebody is late meeting me, I expect them to say 'I'm sorry I'm late.' It's just, shall we say, showbiz etiquette of my day.

If I go out one night, I must stay in the next. It's the same with my golf. If I play one day, I don't play the next. I try to pace myself.