I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.

I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties.

When I married Wilnelia, one of the first things I wanted to know about Puerto Rico was the quality of the golf courses.

If I go out one night, I must stay in the next. It's the same with my golf. If I play one day, I don't play the next. I try to pace myself.

I don't want to grow old gracefully. I want to put up a bit of a fight.

I don't do close-ups any more. I am better looking from the waist downwards.

I hate the term 'arm candy.' But, look, a woman's figure is a beautiful thing, and if she has shapely legs, then she should show them off, because men love to see that. Not just heterosexual men - gay men like to see a woman in her beauty and the shape of her.