It's important for a dancer to wear very tight underpants. I used to feel a bit exposed if I wasn't being held up in the right place.
They do say, the smaller the feet, the better the dancer.
It could still be a good night if you play your cards right.
In my mind, everything is too sanitised on television - what is wrong with things going wrong?
I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.
It's sad when you see most of your friends in the business gone, like Tommy Cooper, Frankie Howard, Eric Morecambe, Roy Castle, Les Dawson. They were very dear to me. You no longer have the chance to bump into them at a celebrity do.