No one - apart from my agent, perhaps - should leave one of my shows in tears.

On stage, I think I'm 35. Working takes over my whole body and I become a younger man - that's why I won't stop.

That Mick Jagger, I feel sorry for him. After all these years he still can't get no satisfaction.

I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties.

I hate Mondays - I hate that feeling you've got to get yourself up.

Although I'm predominantly known for game-shows, I do prefer to be known as a performer.

I have no plans to rock myself to sleep in my bath chair yet.