I have no plans to rock myself to sleep in my bath chair yet.
When I married Wilnelia, one of the first things I wanted to know about Puerto Rico was the quality of the golf courses.
Did you write the words, or the lyrics?
When a performer doesn't get nervous, that is when you have to give up.
Little did I know that there's nothing more competitive in the world than a professional ballroom dancer. They are as competitive as Olympic athletes.
When I was in the business as a young performer, it was a recognised fact that when you got to 60 you were out, because there'd be a new crop of comics coming up all the time, every 10 years or so.