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Some people hate the sight of me as soon as they see me on television. They loathe the look of me, and I accept that from the days of variety. I would walk on and some people would open a newspaper and think, 'He's first on, so he can't be any good.' I accept that.

People think I am the crazy person on stage, but I know how to relax.

People think I rush around all day long like a raving lunatic. I'm much more relaxed than that.

I love getting on You Tube to look at the old comics. I am in my element seeing guys like Jack Benny and Phil Silvers give interviews.

When I married Wilnelia, one of the first things I wanted to know about Puerto Rico was the quality of the golf courses.

I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties.