Did you write the words, or the lyrics?

I hate Mondays - I hate that feeling you've got to get yourself up.

My father earned every penny he had, and I would have loved to have bought him a Rolls-Royce because his whole life was cars. Sadly, he didn't live to see the day when I could have done that for him, which still hurts.

Just doing any kind of work - even an interview for breakfast television - makes me feel happy.

Some people hate the sight of me as soon as they see me on television. They loathe the look of me, and I accept that from the days of variety. I would walk on and some people would open a newspaper and think, 'He's first on, so he can't be any good.' I accept that.

I can tell by the way somebody walks if they can dance or not. Just by the rhythm.

When I married Wilnelia, one of the first things I wanted to know about Puerto Rico was the quality of the golf courses.