To me, Doors fans were always the 16-year-old idiots at parties, getting stoned, and talking about how Morrison's lyrics were like poetry... like that was a deep thought.

I think you're the grumpy Kid in the Hall, I'm the nice Kid in the Hall.

I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars and drinking and driving, let's just say, a lot.

I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material.

No, I don't run all the way. I'm not like an Olympic class runner.

Cancer Boy probably has the saddest, noblest, sweetest heart of any character I've ever done.

I'm in a rut deep enough to hang posters.