If I had a choice, I would do comedy all the time. It's just the most challenging thing. To make someone laugh is the most challenging thing, and the most rewarding thing, in entertainment.

Organized religions in general, in my opinion, are dying forms.

Hair loss is God's way of telling me I'm human.

Who's driving this car, Stevie Wonder?

I've done films where you have to get in shape for purely vanity reasons, when you read a script, turn to page 87 and it says: "Rips his shirt off and casually throws it onto chair" - and you're going to go to the gym the next day because nobody wants to see your big fat arse out there taking your shirt off!

You can't undo the past... but you can certainly not repeat it.

Art imitates life and, sometimes, life imitates art. It's a weird combination of elements.