Our marriage is like anybody's marriage, It goes through ups and downs. It's a little garden that you have to tend all the time. When we're home, it's not like we walk around all dolled up going, We are celebrities! We are famous! I change diapers. I clean up dog doo.

I'm staggered by the question of what it's like to be a multimilionaire. I always have to remind myself that I am.

You can kind of judge how old a film is by the size of the cell phones.

On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.

My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry.

I hate government. I'm apolitical. Write that down. I'm not a Republican.

Organized religions in general, in my opinion, are dying forms. They were all very important when we didn't know why the sun moved, why weather changed, why hurricanes occurred, or volcanoes happened. Modern religion is the end trail of modern mythology. But there are people who interpret the Bible literally. Literally! I choose not to believe that's the way. And that's what makes America cool, you know?