Our marriage is like anybody's marriage, It goes through ups and downs. It's a little garden that you have to tend all the time. When we're home, it's not like we walk around all dolled up going, We are celebrities! We are famous! I change diapers. I clean up dog doo.

There are, I think, three countries left in the world where I can go and I'm not as well-known as I am here. I'm a pretty big star, folks - I don't have to tell you. Superstar, I guess you could say.

I'm staggered by the question of what it's like to be a multimilionaire. I always have to remind myself that I am.

I'm much more proud of being a father than being an actor.

If you think anyone goes out and commits crimes because of some daffy film they've seen, then I question your judgment.

I hate government. I'm apolitical. Write that down. I'm not a Republican.

You wouldn't want to see a movie where the bad guys triumph over the good guys all the time. You'd get bummed out, and you'd just stay at home and watch the news.