I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.

Organized religions in general, in my opinion, are dying forms.

Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.

Everybody understands that acting is a really difficult job. It's hard work. You've got to get dressed up, you've got to hang around with beautiful women. It's difficult. It's a problem.

It doesn't matter how many people I've killed. What matters is how I get along with the people who are still alive.

I believe in justice, and I believe in people being held responsible for their actions.