No one predicts the future. No one tries to.

I never think about the downs. Well, only when I get asked during interviews.

I could never write my memoirs, just because too many people are still alive and would be hurt.

Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

What I say is what I say, I don't always say the right thing, I don't always say the politically correct thing. I don't have any regrets about that.

On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.

I've always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After I got famous, it just got me into more trouble.