I.. Uh...What are you having?... Did you make some of those up

Anyway, how are you and Ramona doing?' Uh... you know. Pretty good.' Have you said the L-Word yet?' The L-Word? You mean? Lesbian?' Uh... No. The other L-Word.' ?' Okay. Uh, It's "love." I wasn't trying to trick you or anything.

Scott: I don't think I'm ready to be a grown-up. Kim: I don't think you are either, buddy. But hey, you'll get it. It just takes practice.

Okay, this might sound vague, but do you know this one girl with hair like this?

Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon.

This song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called 'We hate you, please die.'

Let's be friends based on mutual hate.