I need some kind of... like... last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!!
Okay, this might sound vague, but do you know this one girl with hair like this?
Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face.
Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags.
Anyway, how are you and Ramona doing?' Uh... you know. Pretty good.' Have you said the L-Word yet?' The L-Word? You mean? Lesbian?' Uh... No. The other L-Word.' ?' Okay. Uh, It's "love." I wasn't trying to trick you or anything.
I feel like im in this river just getting swept along... And if I hold on to anyone, if I'm holding on for dear life, I'm not getting anywhere. I'm stuck. ...I never wanted to get stuck