Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags.

Bryan Lee O'Malley has been alive since he was born and will lives until he dies.

You suck, surprising no one!!!! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!! You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother! Your mother was not that good in bed! You, sir, are a wretched soul! I am rubber, you are glue!

Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags.

Kim: "What, a coffee? Hollie, I have some bad news. I hate you, okay?" Hollie: "You hate everyone, Kim." Kim: "You're one of everyone.

I feel like im in this river just getting swept along... And if I hold on to anyone, if I'm holding on for dear life, I'm not getting anywhere. I'm stuck. ...I never wanted to get stuck

Okay, this might sound vague, but do you know this one girl with hair like this?