‎All my stupid little thoughts beget stupid little thoughts, rampantly speculating every possible outcome of every possible situation until they're all done to death and none of them could ever be true.

Bryan Lee O'Malley has been alive since he was born and will lives until he dies.

Let's be friends based on mutual hate.

This song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called 'We hate you, please die.'

Anyway, how are you and Ramona doing?' Uh... you know. Pretty good.' Have you said the L-Word yet?' The L-Word? You mean? Lesbian?' Uh... No. The other L-Word.' ?' Okay. Uh, It's "love." I wasn't trying to trick you or anything.

These shoes are Mr Silly's shoes, Scott.

I.. Uh...What are you having?... Did you make some of those up