These shoes are Mr Silly's shoes, Scott.

Kim: Hey... There's a guy over there with a samurai sword. Scott: Really? Like a katana or a wakizashi or both?

Okay, this might sound vague, but do you know this one girl with hair like this?

Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags.

Anyway, how are you and Ramona doing?' Uh... you know. Pretty good.' Have you said the L-Word yet?' The L-Word? You mean? Lesbian?' Uh... No. The other L-Word.' ?' Okay. Uh, It's "love." I wasn't trying to trick you or anything.

This song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called 'We hate you, please die.'

You suck, surprising no one!!!! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!! You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother! Your mother was not that good in bed! You, sir, are a wretched soul! I am rubber, you are glue!