Somehow the pantsless gay man is not bringing the romance, Scott.

Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face.

Somehow the pantsless gay man is not bringing the romance, Scott.

I have a lot on my mind and not a lot to do so it's going to come out, all of it, and then, then, it may begin to make a sort of sense

You suck, surprising no one!!!! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!! You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother! Your mother was not that good in bed! You, sir, are a wretched soul! I am rubber, you are glue!

I feel like im in this river just getting swept along... And if I hold on to anyone, if I'm holding on for dear life, I'm not getting anywhere. I'm stuck. ...I never wanted to get stuck

Bryan Lee O'Malley has been alive since he was born and will lives until he dies.