Somehow the pantsless gay man is not bringing the romance, Scott.

Let's be friends based on mutual hate.

These shoes are Mr Silly's shoes, Scott.

This song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called 'We hate you, please die.'

Out here where the world begins and ends, it’s like nothing ever stops happening.

Bryan Lee O'Malley has been alive since he was born and will lives until he dies.

I need some kind of... like... last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!!