Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face.

Somehow the pantsless gay man is not bringing the romance, Scott.

Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon.

These shoes are Mr Silly's shoes, Scott.

Bryan Lee O'Malley has been alive since he was born and will lives until he dies.

Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. Because you'll be dust on Monday. Because I'll be pulverizing you sometime over the weekend. And the cleaning lady... cleans up... dust. She dusts. And she has weekends off, so... Monday. Right?

Out here where the world begins and ends, it’s like nothing ever stops happening.