Yep. And I noticed how slowly he went down each time, too.

I know why we lost the Civil War. We must have had the same officials.

Nothing. And, I don't start before noon.

Yep. And I noticed how slowly he went down each time, too. (When asked if he noticed how slowly Earl Campbell got up after each play.)

Hear about the Californian terrorist that tried to blow up a bus? Burned his lips on the exhaust pipe. He can take his'n and beat your'n, then he can take your'n and beat his'n.

I always thought I could coach. I just thought people were poor judges of good coaches.

You fail all the time, but you aren't a failure until you start blaming someone else.