Yep. And I noticed how slowly he went down each time, too.

I know why we lost the Civil War. We must have had the same officials.

Yep. And I noticed how slowly he went down each time, too.

The trouble with most coaches is that they start with the assumption that everybody is a turd. And that ain't right.

Two kinds of ballplayers aren't worth a darn: One that never does what he's told, and one who does nothin' except what he's told.

Yep. And I noticed how slowly he went down each time, too. (When asked if he noticed how slowly Earl Campbell got up after each play.)

Dallas Cowboys may be America's team, but the Houston Oilers are Texas' team.