I know why we lost the Civil War. We must have had the same officials.

I know why we lost the Civil War. We must have had the same officials.

I done drew the line. Just like the Alamo. You're either on one side of the line or the other. I don't want to ever leave Texas again.

Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.

Yep. And I noticed how slowly he went down each time, too.

The harder we played, the behinder we got.

Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me.