Hear about the Californian terrorist that tried to blow up a bus? Burned his lips on the exhaust pipe. He can take his'n and beat your'n, then he can take your'n and beat his'n.

When it's first and a mile, I won't give it to him.

An expert is an ordinary fella away from home.

The harder we played, the behinder we got.

You fail all the time, but you aren't a failure until you start blaming someone else.

Rogers sees daylight. Campbell makes daylight.

I know why we lost the Civil War. We must have had the same officials.