Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me.
Nothing. And, I don't start before noon.
Hear about the Californian terrorist that tried to blow up a bus? Burned his lips on the exhaust pipe. He can take his'n and beat your'n, then he can take your'n and beat his'n.
You don't know a ladder has splinters until you slide down it.
I don't mind people thinking I'm stupid, but I don't want to give them any proof.
That boy could throw a ball through a car wash and not get it wet. (on Warren Moon)