Coaching is not how much you know. It's how much you can get players to do.

That boy could throw a ball through a car wash and not get it wet. (on Warren Moon)

Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me.

I always thought I could coach. I just thought people were poor judges of good coaches.

Mama always said that if it can't rain on you, you're indoors.

Two kinds of ballplayers aren't worth a darn: One that never does what he's told, and one who does nothin' except what he's told.

I'd rather have preparation than motivation. Everyone likes to play, but no one likes to practice.