Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half.
Rogers sees daylight. Campbell makes daylight.
Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.
Two kinds of ballplayers aren't worth a darn: One that never does what he's told, and one who does nothin' except what he's told.
He may not be in a class all by himself, but it don't take long to call the roll.
Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me.