I know why we lost the Civil War. We must have had the same officials.
Mama always said that if it can't rain on you, you're indoors.
The trouble with most coaches is that they start with the assumption that everybody is a turd. And that ain't right.
I'd rather have preparation than motivation. Everyone likes to play, but no one likes to practice.
I don't mind people thinking I'm stupid, but I don't want to give them any proof.
Dallas Cowboys may be America's team, but the Houston Oilers are Texas' team.