Two kinds of ballplayers aren't worth a darn: One that never does what he's told, and one who does nothin' except what he's told.
You fail all the time, but you aren't a failure until you start blaming someone else.
I know why we lost the Civil War. We must have had the same officials.
I don't mind people thinking I'm stupid, but I don't want to give them any proof.
Coaching is not how much you know. It's how much you can get players to do.
Dallas Cowboys may be America's team, but the Houston Oilers are Texas' team.