Loyalty, up and down the line. That's one quality an organization must have to be successful.

I always thought I could coach. I just thought people were poor judges of good coaches.

Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.

I know why we lost the Civil War. We must have had the same officials.

That boy could throw a ball through a car wash and not get it wet. (on Warren Moon)

Two kinds of ballplayers aren't worth a darn: One that never does what he's told, and one who does nothin' except what he's told.

When it's first and a mile, I won't give it to him.