The harder we played, the behinder we got.
Dallas Cowboys may be America's team, but the Houston Oilers are Texas' team.
Hear about the Californian terrorist that tried to blow up a bus? Burned his lips on the exhaust pipe. He can take his'n and beat your'n, then he can take your'n and beat his'n.
You don't win by making sensational plays; you win by not making mistakes.
Mama always said that if it can't rain on you, you're indoors.
Two kinds of ballplayers aren't worth a darn: One that never does what he's told, and one who does nothin' except what he's told.