I'd rather have preparation than motivation. Everyone likes to play, but no one likes to practice.

Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.

I never scrimmage Oilers against Oilers...What for? Houston isn't on our schedule.

He may not be in a class all by himself, but it don't take long to call the roll.

I thought I did until I looked at some old game films. (When asked if he played college football)

I don't mind people thinking I'm stupid, but I don't want to give them any proof.

If I drop dead tomorrow, at least I’ll know I died in good health.