There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired.
Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half.
I always thought I could coach. I just thought people were poor judges of good coaches.
Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.
Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me.
You fail all the time, but you aren't a failure until you start blaming someone else.