There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired.

I know why we lost the Civil War. We must have had the same officials.

Two kinds of ballplayers aren't worth a darn: One that never does what he's told, and one who does nothin' except what he's told.

He may not be in a class all by himself, but it don't take long to call the roll.

I never scrimmage Oilers against Oilers...What for? Houston isn't on our schedule.

I thought I did until I looked at some old game films. (When asked if he played college football)

The only discipline that lasts is self-discipline.