The trouble with most coaches is that they start with the assumption that everybody is a turd. And that ain't right.

Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.

Two kinds of ballplayers aren't worth a darn: One that never does what he's told, and one who does nothin' except what he's told.

An expert is an ordinary fella away from home.

Loyalty, up and down the line. That's one quality an organization must have to be successful.

How do you win? By getting average players to play good and good players to play great. That's how you win.

I never scrimmage Oilers against Oilers...What for? Houston isn't on our schedule.