The trouble with most coaches is that they start with the assumption that everybody is a turd. And that ain't right.

You don't know a ladder has splinters until you slide down it.

Nothing. And, I don't start before noon.

I always thought I could coach. I just thought people were poor judges of good coaches.

That boy could throw a ball through a car wash and not get it wet. (on Warren Moon)

Mama always said that if it can't rain on you, you're indoors.

I done drew the line. Just like the Alamo. You're either on one side of the line or the other. I don't want to ever leave Texas again.