That boy could throw a ball through a car wash and not get it wet. (on Warren Moon)
Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.
Two kinds of ballplayers aren't worth a darn: One that never does what he's told, and one who does nothin' except what he's told.
There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired.
The trouble with most coaches is that they start with the assumption that everybody is a turd. And that ain't right.
The only discipline that lasts is self-discipline.