The trouble with most coaches is that they start with the assumption that everybody is a turd. And that ain't right.

I'd rather have preparation than motivation. Everyone likes to play, but no one likes to practice.

That boy could throw a ball through a car wash and not get it wet. (on Warren Moon)

An expert is an ordinary fella away from home.

He may not be in a class all by himself, but it don't take long to call the roll.

Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.

I know why we lost the Civil War. We must have had the same officials.