I thought I did until I looked at some old game films. (When asked if he played college football)

Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.

The film looks suspiciously like the game itself!

Two kinds of ballplayers aren't worth a darn: One that never does what he's told, and one who does nothin' except what he's told.

I thought I did until I looked at some old game films. (When asked if he played college football)

I'd rather have preparation than motivation. Everyone likes to play, but no one likes to practice.

Dallas Cowboys may be America's team, but the Houston Oilers are Texas' team.