I thought I did until I looked at some old game films. (When asked if he played college football)

Rogers sees daylight. Campbell makes daylight.

Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.

I'd rather have preparation than motivation. Everyone likes to play, but no one likes to practice.

If I drop dead tomorrow, at least I’ll know I died in good health.

There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired.

I know why we lost the Civil War. We must have had the same officials.