I went to my room and packed a change of clothes, got my banjo, and started walking down the road. Soon I found myself on the open highway headed east.

To be a man requires that you accept everything life has to give you, beginning with your name.

I went to my room and packed a change of clothes, got my banjo, and started walking down the road. Soon I found myself on the open highway headed east.

I stopped and gazed on the little dull man who was being paid to be a teacher of teachers. I turned and walked to the door, slammed it closed with a bang, and broken glass crashed to the floor. There was uproar behind me in the class, which did not interest me at all.

Have a holly jolly Christmas!

When you've set goals and dreams, you don't feel old.

I'm a law-abiding man. That is, if there's any law to abide by.