I have turned down a lot of garbage lately.

You have to fight against being an antique

I walked out of class one day and I never went back

I'm-going-to-tilt-my-head-at-a-perpendicular-angle-and-then-attempt-to-extract-your-soul-through-your-mouth-like-some-giant-alien-sucker-fish

I hate looking backward, but every once in a while it sneaks up on you.

I found marriage somewhat stifling. I don't know that I am the kind of man who ought to be married.

I've always wanted to get an education, and tonight's as good a time as any