Can anything be more Un-American than the Un-American committee?
Sell yourself first, if you want to sell anything.
You have to fight against being an antique
I'm-going-to-tilt-my-head-at-a-perpendicular-angle-and-then-attempt-to-extract-your-soul-through-your-mouth-like-some-giant-alien-sucker-fish
I have turned down a lot of garbage lately.
I've always wanted to get an education, and tonight's as good a time as any